don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…
"Money won’t make you happy"
Yeah, financial stability is just horrible
*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today